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Henry David Thoreau never said anything in thirteen words that could be said in eighty.
The Evolution of CRAZY IN LOVE - LIVE
Good God Jay-Z is a lucky man.
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
“HOOMANS, PLEASE HALP, HOOMANS!”
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Dis fukin cat thinks she own the place
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
#hedgehog #pet #aww
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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